he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
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