My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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