You made me cry and you don't even care
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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