Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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