# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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