return my video game
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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