Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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