Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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