If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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