He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Soap is not a condiment
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
I have post one night stand depression
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