i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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