how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I think weed is turning my hair brown
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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