puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Found the puke drawer
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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