...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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