You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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