hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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