i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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