Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry ange163 hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(989): View more from Michigan

there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them

Fav 4 1426 750
share tweet
(248): View more from Michigan

he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.

Fav 5 1037 3615
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(804): View more from Virginia

For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor

Fav 5 4772 1150
share tweet
(404): View more from Georgia

Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night

Fav 12 7455 1262
share tweet
(714): View more from California

we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet

Fav 12 4802 1737
share tweet
(405): View more from Oklahoma

I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.

Fav 7 1372 5099
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(608): View more from Wisconsin

he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.

Fav 5 2861 1107
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(317): View more from Indiana

I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.

(1-317): View more from Indiana

As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.

Fav 5 1705 745
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(858): View more from California

I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.

Fav 0 19 10
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT