Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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