This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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