Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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