Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
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