i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
we're so committed to being not committed
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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