So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
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