did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
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