Got a toothbrush?
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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