I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
The power of my boobs compel you
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Randomize
