Sponge bath it is.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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