Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Is Oprah even human
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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