Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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