do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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