my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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