i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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