I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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