Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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