went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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