I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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