no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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