i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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