I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I won't apologize to a one balled man
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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