Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
people are starting to question the shark bite story
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
We have so much sex to catch up on
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Randomize
