i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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