i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
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