in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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