I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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