I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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