IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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