we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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