ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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