best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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