There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
So many bounce houses so little time
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
you had me at cake vodka
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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